Rotary Telephone Controller

After I turned the typewriter into a controller, I kept joking about finding an even clunkier input method. 

Well, I ended up buying an old rotary dial telephone at a garage sale for like $3.00. I got it wired up that day, and I was trying to play Pokemon with it. 

"Oh, let me step forward." DRRRRRRRRRRRRR. "Let me open the menu. DRRRRRRRRRR DRRRRRRRR DRRRRRR. 

It was horrible, and it was a terrible way to play, but I absolutely loved it.